IB—
Intake Bureau
Division of Received Material. The Intake Bureau accepts what the other divisions cannot hold — submissions arrive here before they have decided what kind of document they are.
Submit here if what you carry is:
- a dream with administrative consequences
- a confession that arrived before its crime
- an anomaly observed in hallways, trays, mirrors, or low office light
- a memo that refused to be completed
- tenderness without a forwarding address
- an atmosphere that should not have been possible
- anything that arrived without a stable department of origin
Unsigned materials are admissible. Misgivings may be attached separately. Premature certainty is discouraged.
All submissions received. Public posting requires review. Some materials remain in the tray indefinitely. This is not a malfunction.
Submit Material
Filed Materials
Report anomalous tenderness through proper channels.